Monday, May 18, 2009

Just like a bad sitcom

I have a new alarm clock. It takes the form of a woodpecker whom, every morning decides that my eaves troughs are a good place to peck at looking for his breakfast. He's also getting there earlier each day. Saturday it was 8:30 a.m. Sunday, 6:45. This morning: 6:00. What really amazes me is how much he sounds exactly like a jackhammer.