Thursday, November 13, 2008

Phrases that I don't want to hear:

"I found a brown recluse spider in your truck. I tried to kill him but he got away. Fast little bugger."

The bad news? He wasn't joking.

The good news? It wasn't my truck.

1 comment:

Siochain said...

Sweet monkey Jesus. Come home to a country where poisonous giant spiders die in bone-chilling cold yearly. You know you miss it.